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AP GAP

For the second and third trimester of my senior year, I had Mr. Bills for AP Government and Politics, affectionately referred to as AP GAP. There were only 16 of us in this class, and most of us had been together in AP classes for the last four years so we knew each other very well. Hence, we also knew how to push each other's buttons, as well as our teachers, very well. Mr Bills was the one teacher who actually pushed back.

He was pry a scary kid - Megan (2-2-01)
 
Have it down tomorrow or we'll have a whole new definition for malicious (2-26-01)
 
I got harrassed by a goat once - Evan (2-27-01)
 
...And I'm getting the hell beat out of me by a water fowl - Bills (2-27-01)
 
That's right, tenure, break out the jelly beans - Bills (3-16-01)
 
This is the point where I feel like the teacher from Charlie Brown, wah wah-wah wah wah wah-wah - Bills (3-16-01)
 
Because I'm such an advocate of you, the student... - Bills (3-19-01)
 
She's just trying to find some beauty in your ugly, male-dominated world - Martha (3-19-01)
 
Well the only reason I'm loud is cuz I'm trying to talk over people - Bills (3-22-01)
 
What's said in the AP GAP room stays in the AP GAP room - Bills (?)
 
That had to just suck - Bills (D-Day) (?)
 
If they put a hot chick on the cover it would sell more - Martha (3-22-01)
 
You guys are so loud, you have no respect for authority. But you will after today, wah ah ah ah ah - Bills (3-22-01)
 
My 9th graders' work bears no serious political, artistic, or scientific value, therefore it is obscene - Bills (3-23-01)
 
Due to technical difficulties, public opinions have been cancelled - Bills (4-4-01)
 
Don't forget that you're angering me - Bills (4-17-01)
 
42% of statistics are made up on the spot - Will (4-17-01)
 
Hey, I've seen it all in terms of answers in this class - Bills (4-17-01)
 
One of his limbs is a prosthetic and it is a machine gun - Bills (4-17-01)
 
The pilot's fighting him off and the co-pilot's fighting him off, but they're British, so... - Bills  (4-17-01)
 
It's okay, these people were all here and they didn't do well either - Bills (4-19-01)
 
If there was an AP Bickering test, I bet we'd all get 5's - Evan (4-19-01)
 
Lets keep on track here or tomorrow I will hit you with the exam from hell - Bills (4-19-01)
 
The fraternities at Carnegie Melon are more like 'Revenge of the Nerds' not 'Animal House' - Evan (5-3-01)
 
I'm so over-baked - Bills (5-7-01)
 
That was so much fun. I haven't had that much fun since I slammed my nuts in a car door - Evan (5-7-01)
 
That was hell on a stick (5-7-01)
 
Do you think they (Supreme Court Justices) ever turn off their hearing aids just for fun? - Evan (5-14-01)