Movies

It's not a crown it's a tiara, I swear!

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Movies

Don't tell me you're innocent. It insults my intelligence and makes me very angry - Michael Corleone

Danny: Does he make you laugh?

Tess: He doesn't make me cry

(Ocean's 11)

Dogma

All I'm saying here is that one of us might need a little nap - Loki

All that life is is a series of moments - Loki

...Out of some intangible parent figure who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago that says 'Do it, do it and I'll fucking spank you!' - Loki

Quit leering at me man, people are gonna think I just broke up with you - Bartleby

I really don't think a killing spree is gonna make things better for us - Bartleby

There hasn't been an angel of death since you quit. Doesn't that mean something to you? - Bartleby

Are you stoned? - Bartleby

Empire Records

Always play with their minds - Lucus

What's with today, today? - Lucus

I do not regret the things I've done but those I did not do - Lucus

In this life, there are mothing but possibilities - Lucus

Mitch is The Man, I am the idiot, you are the screw-up, and we are all

losers - Joe

Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear - Lucus

Joe, I can categorically say you are not a bigger banana head - LucusDamn the man! Dave the Empire! - Mark

Scream

It's a scream, baby - Stu

My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me - Stu

Peer pressure, I'm far too sensitive - Stu

Guess I remembered the safety that time, bastard - Gail

I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her - Julia Roberts, Notting Hill

You got fired? Oh, that just messes up my whole idea of good and evil - Sammy, Reality Bites

Remember that dog that fell in love with that cat? Can you imagine if they had a baby? It wouldn't know if it was a cog or a dat - Thomas, Smoke Signal

We're gonna get kicked out of school before we ever flunk out - Josh, Dead Man on Campus

We're like the Hardy Boys from Hell! - Josh, Dead Man on Campus

Do you know the word no? It's a complete sentence - ?, Just the Ticket

Why don't you do humanity a favor and shut the hell up - AJ, Armageddon

This is so much fun it's freaky - Rockhound, Armageddon

American componants, Russian componants, all made in Taiwan! - Lev, Armageddon

I can't find this road, it's like Bob's Road - Rabbit, Twister

When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you - Jonas, Twister

We all used to try so hard to fit in. We wanted to look exactly alike, do all the same things, practically be the same people. And when we wreen't looking, that changed. The treehouse was supposed to bring us more independance, but what the summer actually brought was independance from each other - Samantha, Now and Then

I knew, at that moment, our days of make-believe were over. As we grow older it becomes difficult to just believe. It's not that we don't want to; too much has happened and we can't - Samantha, Now and Then

Pleas feel free to not share everything with me - Cameron Poe, Con Air

If you can't trust a South American drug lord, who can you trust? - Vince Larkin, Con Air

I'm only gonna tell you this once: shut up - Holden, Chasing Amy

Gay or straight, ugly's still ugly - Hooper, Chasing Amy

Yeah, 'oooh, ahhh'. That's how it all starts, but then there's running and screaming - Ian Malcolm, The Lost Wolrd

It is so important to your future that you not finish that sentence - Ian Malcolm, The Lost World

Nothing's ever final until you're dead, and even then I'm sure God negotiates - Wicked Step-Mother, Ever After

Flirting is cheating's evil cousin - Adam Sandler, Anger Management