The family
has been disbanded.
Dad turned 'tarded, Mom left
a year ago (thank goodness), Thank You has gone craaaazy, What drinks a lot, John-Frank-David-Dibbity-Hyphen-Hyphen-Ross is
still the normal one doing normal stuff, and Hibbity is in the 'Ha all the time.
~*~*~*~*~*~
One time Thank You and What were not
being very good and got into some trouble with Mom and Dad. Gradually the family has grown with the addition of the
twins, who are so alike it is completely freakish and scary.
Lately it has come into question as to whether to not Thank
You is actually Dad's child. Apparently Mom was having a little fun on the side. Dad was actually very happy about this news,
and I think it is clear why.
The 'Rents...
Parental Unit #1 (Dad aka Ken)
Parental Unit #2 (Mom)
The Kids...
Thank You (age 15; aka Sarah)
What (age 12; aka Knappster)
John-Frank-David-Dibbity-Hyphen-Hyphen-Ross
(age 8; aka John-Ross)
Hibbity (age 8; aka Rachel)
