Some say I am shallow, some say I am just too damn picky. Any way you want to look at it, the criteria
is as follows:
1. 6'0" or above
Is it really so wrong to not want to date a guy who is shorter than me? I got a lot of shit about
this one, but oh well. The argument was, "That makes short guys feel bad". So? Why should I feel uncomfortable just so a short
guy can feel better about himself. I am a tall girl and I like tall guys and I don't want some guy who is five feet tall,
be realistic here.
2. NO cradle-robbing
Oddly enough, I got a lot of shit for this one too. Sorry to say, but I don't want to date a guy
younger than me. A year isn't such a big deal, but I would prefer he be my age or a little older. I also don't want a guy
who is 10 years older than me, it's not like I am a gold-digger either, geez people.
3. Nice guys don't always finish last
Know the saying where guys want to "date bad, marry good". That's kind of the same thing here, "date
a total a-hole, marry a nice guy". However, the total a-holes only have appeal for so long and then they are not even worth
dating anymore, so a nice guy is much higher up in the rankings.
4. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Looks aren't everything, and personality has a lot to do with how attractive someone is, seriously.
The a-holes are attractive for a while because its a completely reckless type of behavior they have that is so exhilerating.
On the other hand, if he is an a-hole all the time, his personality just sucks, and then he's not attractive at all.
New Provisions to Roller Coaster Theory:
5. Hairy chests are out. Yuck. A little hair is okay, but having a rug on your chest is rather disgusting.
6. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WEAR SOCKS AND SANDALS TOGETHER. You may be a fashion victim in
some areas, but this is simply not tolerable. Sandals are worn to keep your feet cool in the summer. Why wear socks? If your
feet are cold, put some damn shoes on with your socks.
