The First Adventure
October 4th, 2004
It was a cold dismal night and the Gang was restless. The Enforcer was doing what she did best
- tempting The Confidant into making mischief of one kind or another at the expense of some unsuspecting fool(s). Armed with
the most high-tech gadgets available for our Radio Shack budget ($30 for a set at Grand Island's Conestoga Mall), the
Black-Hood Gang set out for Slam Hall on their mission, to goad their archnemesis El Doctor Nino into battle. After storming
his lair, The Enforcer was disapointed to find the door locked. Downstairs The Confidant kept careful eye on El Doctor
Nino and his sidekick Band Man as they menacingly swatted balls at one another with netted rackets. Moving on to Plan B, The
Gang attempted once more to cause some kind of chaos in El Doctor Nino's anal-rententively organized world. Seeing as
how we're not too creative or mean, we just turned his signs upside-down. Except the Health Aide one. That's important.
Will El Doctor Nino confront his would-be confronters?!
Will the identities of the Black-Hood Gang ever be revealed?!
Will we ever ask better questions?!
Stay tuned, same Black-Hood Time, same Black-Hood channel.
Peace out motherfuckers. Werd.
