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Past Updates

6-28-06: Two quotes for me, one from a few days ago and one from sometime this past Fall semester that I don't have a date for, I just know it was during the Fall because I remember saying it in when Drake and I were leaving Cather and he was wearing his DKM (that's Dropkick Murphys for you unedcuated swine) t-shirt.
 
6-23-06: new quote for Knappster
 
6-13-06: Two new quotes in 'Other' for Brett.
 
3-22-06: Scratch that, I found a few more Teetz quotes from February that are in The Book but for some reason not here.
 
3-22-06: New quote for Teetz, I found on my desk when I was cleaning, so it is not the newest one on the page.
 
3-20-06: New quote for Teetz, and also on the 'Other' page a new one from Brett. Also, a new phrase was added as well. There's a funny story behind it if you wanna know.
 
2-16-06: New quotes for me and Teetz, and a new quote for Buttons on the 'Other' page; it is from September, I just found it now. Also, Drake has a quote on that page as well, I just don't have a date on it, sorry kids. Also, I am redoing the 'Other' page because some of the quotes are so old they are not really necessary any more. A lot of the ones I am removing are from high school, though I kept the best ones. Also, one or two crazy people are still quoted, but that was from before we realized how crazy they both were.
 
2-8-06: New quote on my page.
 
2-5-06: I added a few new Teetz quotes from the end of January, and also a new page called 'Conversations With Satan'. It is under construction so there's not a whole lot there right now but I promise it will be worth the wait.
 
1-6-06: Found another Britt quote, but it is from October, so it's up a little from the bottom of the page.
 
1-5-06: I have now added pictures to the band page (The Drunk Russians). They are quite amusing. I am sure there will be plenty more pictures to add here in the near future.
 
1-5-06: More updates! I found more quotes from Teetz, Britt, and I so those pages have been updated. They are from earlier than the last ones I posted so you may have to scroll a bit...I also had a couple quotes from Keebler and Silas which are posted in the 'Other' section. Since I have the time I am working on redoing some of the pages, and possibly deleting some of the others. Who knows, but it should be fun.
 
1-3-06: I know, it has been ages but I am finally done with everything so I can start updating again! I have still be writing quotes down but haven't had time to add them to the site until now. This is what I have found so far from Britt and Teetz, and I know I am more around here somewhere so be patient!
 
2-25-05: 3 new Teetz quotes
 
2-23-05: A whole ass-load of new quotes, mostly from Teetz, Britt, and me. A new one from Knapp, and one from Sean on the 'Other' page. Also a new phrase from Teetz, and some general clean up all around the site.
 
2-12-05: Duke vs. Maryland tonight at College Park! Gooo Duke!
 
Also, new quotes from me, Britt and Teetz, surprise surprise.
 
2-6-05: New me, Teetz, and Britt quotes. New phrase added also.
 
1-30-05: New me quote
 
1-29-05: New Teetz quote. It's from the 27th, but I just found it cuz I am disorganized like that.
 
If you're not on The Facebook yet, you're lame.
 
1-27-05: Okay, a bunch of new Teetz quotes, new JohnRoss quote and new me quote. Also, a new phrase was coined cuz Britt and I are cool ass bitches like that.
 
1-23-05: Two Britt quotes, one me quote, and a new phrases
 
1-22-05: New JohnRoss quote
 
1-14-05: New JohnRoss quote.
 
1-13-05: JohnRoss has returned! Okay, so he never went away, he just hasn't had quotes in a year and a half...not for lack of comedy, but for lack of pen and paper being handy. His own personal page has thus returned as well.
 
1-11-05: Britt quote and one new phrase.
 
1-9-05: First update of the new year! Hope everyone had a great break. Okay, new quote for Rachel, a ton from Brittany, two new phrases added, as well as a new page that is probably only funny if you are me or Britt, see if you can figure out which one it is. Also, the Black-Hood Gang page will be updated this week, there were adventures over Christmas Break that need to be recorded but I don't have time right now because I am starting the new semester right by going out and drinking with my girls.
 
12-17-04: Two new Britt quotes, one new me quote
 
12-14-04: One new quote on the movies page. Two new phrases are up, the 'cake' one is actually something because of what my two-year-old cousin Holden said. The other is mine cuz I am cool like that.
 
Go Duke! (watching the game and updating)
 
12-12-04: Family update, in the form of there really is no family anymore. At least, no parents because they have been disowned. Mostly cuz Dad is a 'tard. Werd.
 
12-12-04: New phrase (from Teetz). Ask him about it sometime ;)
 
12-8-04: Knappster quote.
 
...38 days...
 
12-4-04: New page added "How To Get A Guy" and it came out of a joke Britt and Teetz and I have. However, some of you may want to pay attentions in particular to the 'Tips'.
 
11-30-04: New Teetz quote from today.
 
11-30-04: I found a Teetz quote from 11-9-04 so I added that. I am noticing a pattern in his quotes, apprently he thinks I am a bitch.
 
Duh. Who didn't know that ;)
 
11-22-04: Four new Teetzy quotes, one new Britty quote
 
11-22-04: New phrase
 
11-13-04: New Britt quote
 
New Phrases from bowling. We so totally found Waldo.
 
11-10-04: Mom's birthday was yesterday, if you didn't call her, then shame on you.
 
New Teetz quotes.
 
11-8-04: New Teetz quote and new provision to the Uber Bitch Theory. Gosh, I'm good.
 
11-7-04: New quote for me and for Brett also. He had a couple from last summer so they are grouped together now on the 'Other' page. Added two new songs to the list and lyrics for them also.
 
General Maintenence too, trying to make it prettier because Tripod layouts are kinda lame sometimes.
 
11-2-04: Ya'll better have voted.
 
New Teetz quote
 
10-29-04:  New Britt quotes.
 
This time of year sucks.
 
10-28-04: New song on the Break-Up page. Guys suck and I am not saying that because of recent events, I am saying it because of the entire past year of my life. No one is worth this.
 
New Teetz quote.
 
10-27-04: 2 new Teetz quotes
 
10-20-04: In an attempt to find joy in things I once found amusing, I went to Walmart with Britty. Thank God for her. She put me in a good mood again and as many times as people tell me Shitbag is never going to be good enough for me, it's still working on registering. Anyhow, thanks Britt, and we have a plethora of new quotes from her, myself, and Knappster as well. You guys rock my world.
 
10-20-04: Fixed up the lyrics stuff.
 
10-19-04: New song and a quote for me. I am trying to find some more songs, but who knows, I am just not feeling up to it right now.
 
10-15-04: New songs and lyrics added.
 
Contrary to popular belief for those of you who have asked, pages are not taken down for any reason other than that if there are no new quotes to add, there is no reason for someone to have their own page. When new quotes start coming in, those people who once had their own pages will probably have them again.
 
10-12-04: I've  posted all the lyrics for the favorites, and I got a random quote from Bailie. I decided to put new ones in a different color so you can tell which ones are more recent.
 
10-11-04: Worked on the lyrics some more...
 
10-11-04: New Britt quote
 
10-9-04: One year ago today....
 
More lyrics have been added, but I am watching the Minnesota/Michigan game so it'll be kinda slow for awhile.
 
10-8-04: Okay, a lot of general upkeep has been done, and there is a new quote for me and one from Buttons on the 'Other' page. I have moved some people to the Other' page who used to have their own, simply because they no longer quotes coming in to need their own page. I am really working on the songs and stuff also, and given what's been going on with other people lately, it seems fitting that I am working on the Break-Up Songs the most. If you have a good break up song, IM me and I'll add it.
 
10-7-04: General maintenence, no new quotes, sorry kids.
 
10-6-04: New me quote I forgot from yesterday
 
10-6-04: New Rachel quote
 
10-6-04: New me and Rachel quote.
 
10-5-04: Two Britt quotes and one me quote from yesterday that I forgot to add.
 
10-4-04: New me quotes, new Britt quotes. A new page of mindless fun has been added for your viewing (dis)pleasure. Enjoy.
 
10-3-04: New quotes for me and Knapp, but because one of the quotes was so...fitting...it is on both my page and Da Knappster's.
 
9-30-04: New Rachel quote
 
9-27-04: New Rachel quotes
 
9-26-04: New Jenny quotes
 
9-26-04: New me and new Rachel quotes
 
9-23-04: New quotes for me, Jenny, and DaveReid
 
9-19-04: New Britt and Teetz quotes. They're from the 17th but I just found the piece of paper they were written on so deal with it.
 
9-17-04: One more DaveReid quote I forgot was added
 
9-17-04: DaveReid has his own page now so he stops bothering me about it. Jenny has her first quote on the 'Other' page and Teetz has a couple new gems as well.
 
9-15-04: New DaveReid quote. He is still on the 'Other' page and I suspect he is trying to quickly get himself his own page. We shall see....
 
9-14-04: New additions to 'Other' page...DaveReid has made his debut and by the end of the semester it is likely he will probably have his own page, given some of our conversations thus far...
 
9-11-04: New Teetz quote courtesy of his friend Emily, who totally rocks.
 
9-9-04: New Teetz quote. Teetz is doing his part, the rest of you need to step up :P
 
9-8-04: Three new Teetz quotes and one for me too. The break-up songs will also be revamped quite quickly because apparently HAVING a dick qualifies you for BEING one.
 
9-4-04: Another new Rachel quote
 
9-4-04: New Rachel quote
 
9-4-04: New Teetzy Weetzy quote (K)
 
9-3-04: Okay, a few  more updates to talk about, nothing too spectacular since Recruitment has been going on and I have had no time for anything else. There's a new quote on the 'Other' page and a slight addition to the Car Games page, a new song to the Break Up Songs page (btw, new ones will be in red, as you will see). I also need suggestions for good break up songs, because over the summer I am sure new ones came out, but due to my lack of computer access I was not able to add them to the site and thus I have forgotten about them. Help me out people, pleeeeeeeeease? You know I love you.
 
8-21-04: FINALLLY! Okay, so I got out of the apartment with the psycho roommate and am back in the same room as last year. Tons of new updates, new quotes for me, Rachel, Britt and Ken, plus a bunch of new random ones as well. I am also working on the song lists again but that's taking longer than the other stuff so deal with it, bitches.
 
8-8-04: Hey kids, just checking up on things since I have not had computer access much this summer. Starting next week I will be able to update things again, since I will be back in the dorms.
 
5-5-04: Happy Birthday Rachel!
New Britt, Teetz, Ken and me quotes. A couple new phrases, revampage of the Break-Up songs page and a new random quote too. What are you waiting for. Go look.
 
4-18-04: New Britt quote.
 
4-17-04: 2 new links and a new quote for me and Teetz.
 
4-12-04: New quote for me and Teetz and a new phrase too.
 
4-4-04: KENNY CHESNEY IS THE MOST AMAZINGLY WONDERFUL GORGEOUS HUMAN BEING EVER.
That said, the concert last night was awesome. New quotes for Britt and Teetz, and a new break up song. The favorites are done, kind of, I don't really know if the order I have them in is complete, ah well.
 
4-2-04: New movie quote, one for me and Teetz, and two for Britt. Also working on favorites for break-up songs.
 
3-25-04: New quote from me, about the chick at Bricktop.
 
3-22-04: I found some quotes from Annie that I added and other misc. quotes on random pages. I also added a bunch of new 'Buffy' ones.
 
3-21-04: New page - best break-up songs. I also got rid of the Top 100 page just cuz it was not getting updated and I didn't have time for that one.
 
3-21-04: Phrase from a long time ago, and a new quote for me also.
 
3-12-04: More quotes, especially on the TV page. Today will be the last updates for a while, since Spring Break starts NOW and I'll be in Chi-Town and then home for a couple days. Woohoo.
 
3-11-04: Lots of house-keeping stuff, I added a tv page and changed the poetry one to lit and poetry cuz I can. Also a new phrase was added. More updates will come cuz I am at work and we all know how I feel about work.
 
3-9-04: More quotes to the same pages, plus some new stuff I am working on when I feel like it.
 
3-8-03: More additions to the Buffy and Random pages
 
3-8-04: New quote for me and lots of additions to the random page and the Buffy page too. I also started a movie quotes  page too.
 
3-7-04: New Teetz and Britt quotes. I am also now working on the lyrics, Buffy, and random pages.
 
3-2-04: New Teetz quotes and one for me, plus a new 'random' quote from the guy who sang "She Bangs" by Ricky Martin really bad on  the American Idol auditions. Also, the Buffy page will be ready eventually.
 
2-28-04: I just reorganized the 'Friends' page and they are now listed in order of most frequent updates, except for Courtney who will always be at the top no matter what cuz she is bossy like that.
 
2-28-04: New Teetz and two new phrases
 
2-24-04: New me, Teetz and Knappster quotes.
 
2-20-04: Teetz, Britt and I all have new quotes up, so go read them. Keep in  mind, mine and Britt's are from being a little tipsy at one point or another, but the funny part is, Teetz never was.
 
2-16-04: New Teetz quote. Technically it is now the 17th though, so Happy Birthday Britt!!!!
 
2-12-04: New Random quote, two new additions to Phrases, and a new Teetzen quote too.
 
2-7-04:  New Britt and Teetzen quotes. Also, boys are fuckheads, thus the hiatus of this site for a while. But now everything is okay and updates will happen regularly again. If anyone actually says something worth quoting that is.
 
1-20-04: New link added.
 
1-20-04: New quotes for Teetzen.
 
1-11-04: A couple new Ken quotes are posted now.
 
1-11-04: Nothing major, two new words added to the phrases page.
 
1-10-04: So I really should be unpacking, but that's not as fun, and I had a bunch of new quotes to add so those are up. There's a couple new ones for me, some from Courtney, and of course Knappster. I also moved some stuff around and moved some people from their own page to the 'Other' page just because I don't see them as often as I used to so they don't really have anything new on their pages. However, AP GAP and Jake w ill probably still stay on their own pages just because some of those are classics.
 
1-3-04: I wasn't planning on doing any updates since I am home for break but there is one new quote from an IM that I had with Knappster. The reason for no updates is because I am at home with dial-up and no Ethernet and it's slow and irritating and I can't be at the computer long without wanting to break it.
 
12-17-03: The Uber Bitch Theory is coming along slowly but surely. If you have anything to add, let me know. This doesn't mean it has to be something about my personality that makes me an uber bitch, but something in general that you think contributes to anyone being a bitch.
 
12-17-03: In case you can't tell I am at work and am really bored, thus the reason for all the updates so far today, and I am still going to be here for another hour and 20 minutes so expect a few more ;) I finally started working on the Uber Bitch Theory page, although it seems to be more guidelines to becoming one, rather than an actual theory. Thank Knappster as usual for starting this one.
 
12-17-03: General maintenence, fixing typing errors and stuff. Also, if there are any songs or parts of songs you think should be added to those pages, leave a note in the guest book and if I like you enough maybe it will be added.
 
12-17-03: I added a counter and a guest book. The guest book is more for quotes people have that they think should be added, even if I wasn't actually around to write it down. But sign it anyway because I want you to. Even you, Knapp, who will probably write something AWFUL. :P
 
12-16-03: New Sarah quote and Teetzen too. Hehehe.
 
12-16-03: I forgot earlier, but there is also a new word on the phrases page from Ken. Also, I added peoples names to that list so you know who said it first and those who actually use it. Might be handy if you ever want to know who started with the annoying use of 'hibbity-dibbity" Yeah, thanks a lot Ken. Now Knapp says it all the time.
 
12-16-03: New quotes for Teetzen, Knapp, and Ken, as well as some adjustments to the song list, it's finally down to the Top 100 but it's getting revised again. I also talked to my Ent Prof, Dr. Higley and he gave me permission to use his quotes, plus he gave me one that he had said in a magazine that I thought was pretty funny. Go look now.
 
12-14-03: New quote for me and a bunch of new quotes for Teetzen.
 
12-13-03: New Link added. Go look, it's funny. Just so everyone knows, the newest links are at the bottom of the page, not the top. I like to be backwards like that.
 
12-12-03: A couple new quotes from Dr. Higley, and one from Michael on the "other" page plus a new link was also added, about urban legends. Go look,  it's cool.
 
12-9-03: AAUUGGHH! Lots of snow. Added a new link to the Bathtub Dogs site. Woohoo.
 
12-6-03: Tons of new Teetzen quotes have just been added, there's one from Ken, one from me, and also a bunch I had written in my notebook from my Entomology professor, Dr. Higley. Seriously, if you need a science class take Ent 108 with him, he's great. I put up the link for his class site on his quote page, if anyone wants to take a look. Pretty nifty, so says the girl who screamed about the spider in her room last summer that Britt had to kill. But even Britt will tell you, that spider was HUGE.
 
12-4-03: There were a couple new phrases/words added to that page, courtesy of late night chat sessions involving Brittany, myself, and other sources of amusement - our amusement at other peoples' expenses. Heh.
 
12-3-03: New quote for me, and finally, just what you have been waiting for the triumphant return of Da Knappster, he hasn't had a new quote up in over two months. A new page is in the works because of another one of his quotes, but I can't tell you about it it, it is a secret.
 
11-15-03: One new link has been added to the links page and I added a songs page and the first 30 songs on the list. Ugh. I hate being sick
 
11-9-03: New link added.
 
11-9-03: Happy Birthday Mom!
 
Teetzen has a couple new quotes up, as do I and Dr.  Higley. I also added the Sagittarius insult to the phrases page. I added a Saved By The Bell link. I am going to be adding a guest book I think, if I feel like it. I will eventually get around to putting more lyrics up too. Some time. Later.
 
11-8-03: There is a new quote for Teetzen and a Links page. Some of them are pretty cool and it will be updated continuously as I find ones worthy of being up there. Also, a new addition to the Car Games page.
 
11-4-03: I added a page for my Entomology professor, Dr. Higley, cuz he is one funny guy
 
11-2-03: New Ken quote too, last update for now, I promise.
 
11-2-03: Added something to the RCT page and Family page too.
 
11-2-03: Okay, new page called 'Car Games'. Don't ever play the Slug Bug game with Britt, she doesn't like it, and glares a lot. Added a couple new Teetzen quotes, but everyone else is severely lacking on being funny or dumb lately, so come on people, get with it :P
 
10-19-03: New Britt quote
 
10-15-03: New quotes for Britt, Teetzen, and I. Teetzen's are especially hilarious, if you're me and Britt.
 
10-11-03: More quotes added for me, Rachel and Teetzen.
 
10-10-03: I finally got around to adding 'The Family' page, took me long enough. Names have been changed to protect me from getting evil glares from people. New quotes for Ken and Teetzen. Woohoo.
 
10-10-03: Teetzen finally got his own page, and some other stuff has been moved around because I felt like it.
 
10-7-03: New quotes up for me, Britt, Knapp, Ken, and Teetzen. I also found a bunch of quotes from B. Dalton way back in the day, so I added those to the Crew's page.
 
9-17-03: New Quote for Britt, something we haven't seen in a while since she chose to GO HOME for the summer :P Also, just tried to re-arrange stuff but I got bored. Added a new song. That's about it
 
9-11-03: A couple new ones for Rachel, cuz she is one funny girl ;)
 
9-9-03: Yeah yeah, I know, it has been a long time since I updated anything but this semester seriously sucks ass and I am super busy. However, I am neglecting my homework right now because I would rather do this instead. Pretty much all the main people who are usually updated were updated again today; me, Knapp, Ken, plus a couple people on the 'Other' page, like Teetzen and Brett. A new word was also added to the 'Phrases' page, leading me to think the title of the page should be changed because most are actually words and not phrases. But I digress, I am tired and don't care that much right now. As always, if you find errors let me know, I am one sleepy girl.
 
8-3-03: I added more songs to the Lyrics II page, so there are actually now three pages of full songs, not just bits and pieces.
 
8-1-03: New quote on Rachel's page. Also, the addition of the 'Phrase' page is complete. Mostly this is just the stupid things that Knapp and/or I have come up with that don't really make sense to anyone but us
 
7-30-03: Rachel, Knapp and I have new quotes up. The Random page has one on it now...finally...I also fixed the 'Others' page because some of those just didn't need to be up anymore
 
7-20-03: Updates for me, Rachel and Knapp. Also, RCT is complete for now. I still don't know how to make the homepage look not shitty, but since this is Tripod, that's kind of a difficult task.
 
7-15-03: Updates all around - me, Rachel, Knapp and the Random page have new quotes added. Also, John Ross has his own page. I also found a couple more Jake quotes from back in the day that I added. Gosh, the good old days of high school where we could do jack-shit and get away with it because no one cared. Also, Roller Coaster Theory finally has a home, yay. Provisions will be added as necessary.
 
6-28-03: I know, I know, it's been a long fucking time since this has been updated, hasn't it? Sad, considering my prime source of stupidity is here in Selleck ;) But there have been some new quotes added now to Britt, Raye, me, and Knapp so check them out.
 
5-19-03: Found a few Knapp quotes from back in April that for some reason were not put up, but hey, at least I found them now.
 
5-19-03: So the room is done, Raye and I have managed to make everything fit into this tiny place that Selleck calls a room. Not too many updates, just a couple new ones on Raye's page, as promised.
 
5-11-03: All moved in to Selleck, now the test is unpacking and finding room for all my crap. The site may be a little slow for a while, because my main sources for quotes aren't around. However, I am living with Raye this summer, so that'll provide some entertainment.
 
5-7-03: No more finals!!! Yay!!!! New quotes for myself, Knappster, and Ken.
 
5-4-03: Chili Peppers concert tonight!!!! Okay, more site-related stuff, Britt and Teetzen each have a new quote up, nothing major, everyone is too busy studying for finals to say anything really quote-worthy.
 
4-30-03: New ones up for Britt, Knapp, Ken, and Other
 
4-29-03: After begging and whining like a baby (j/k) Knapp got his own page, cuz he was pretty much taking over the one he and Becky were sharing. More were also added to his section. It's amazing what lack of sleep does to people. A couple new ones were also added to the 'Other' section. I love Dead Week, it's such a joke.
 
4-28-03: Wow, two in one day, must be Dead Week. Anyway, Raye has her own page now, yay. the Random page looks like it is going to have more on it then I thought, so that may take a little longer than I first thought.
 
4-28-03: New quotes have been added to the usual suspects...which reminds me I have not seen that movie in ages. Also, a new page of random quotes will be added soon, quotes from movies and random places. Some people on the 'Other' page will be getting their own now just because they have become that damn quotable ;)
 
4-17-03: New quotes added  to Knapp and Becky's page, Ken's page, Rachel's page and mine too :)
 
4-6-03: Lyrics are now done, and a couple new quotes have been added to Knappster and Becky, as well as Ken. I even put up some of my own ;)
 
4-5-03: More quotes added, and the lyrics have been started.
 
4-2-03: Site created :)