I can't. I'm in my room. Naked (4-19-99)
I'm having issues. I don't know with what, I just have issues
(5-9-00)
Me: There are six billion people on this planet, I've only said
it about a select few.
Courtney: Yeah, but 1/3 is ass-ugly and the other half is girls.
Everyone would forget their heads if they weren't screwed on. Especially babies.
Can you imagine all the headless babies we'd have running around? (10-11-01)
I want to date an English boy, not a Scottish boy, because Scottish are always
like, 'Arrr'...Oh wait, that's pirates (12-7-01)
I find it hard to believe that cat is deaf. Maybe he's just stupid (12-7-01)
I wanna wear pajamas...Oh wait, I am wearing pajamas (1-31-02)
I mean, when you hear 'Flying White Sausage Man' you tend to pay attention
(2-7-02)
What? I stopped listening (5-31-02)
Courtney: We can get linner
Me: 'Linner' isn't a word.
Courtney: It needs to be, we already have 'brunch' (12-29-02)
Riddle me this, riddle me that, why are you so retarded today? (12-29-02)
Annie: It's dark now, darker than it was five minutes ago. Is
there a certain darkness that it reaches, then stops? Does it know when to stop?
Courtney: Yeah, it's called the earth moving around the sun (12-29-02)
It kinda looks ratty (12-29-02)
Craaaaaaaaaazy (12-29-02)
Annie: I'll teach you The Strut, if you wanna take it with you.
Courtney: Gee, what a nice gift (12-29-02)
Seriously though, if you were in my shoes with these humdrums at work, you'd want
to ram them through a wall too (3-6-03)
She looks so sweet before she went all devil and slut (12-28-03)
She's a church slut (12-28-03)
Quick, quick, lets speed away while he's still out of his car (12-30-03)
Courtney: Nope, that's not adventure. That's a chainlink fence
and that's tresspassing.
Me: Isn't tresspassing adventure?
Courtney: Nope, that's jail and fines and we're poor college students
(12-30-03)
Me: I try to stay away from creepy freaky things
Courtney: And I tend to stay away from the dirty ones (12-30-03)
Courtney: What did he do that for?
Me: Cuz we're cute
Courtney: You're cute, I just work here (12-30-03)
