I'm wiser than I look (6-3003)
Whack it, whack it hard (6-30-03)
Me: Do I have an addictive personality?
JohnRoss: Well, I keep asking why I spend time with
you guys, but I keep coming back, so probably (6-30-03)
You're just not a regular person, are you? (6-30-03)
I have more room in my mouth than I know what to do with (7-2-03)
Don't make me throw salt in your Pinesol hair (7-7-03)
It was you, a-hole (7-7-03)
Knappster: How did you become so bitter?
JohnRoss: It was you. Well, a combination of both
of you. But it was mostly you.
Knappster: Why me, I'm not bitter. It's not her,
she's happy.
JohnRoss: She's happy when we're bitter
Knappster: But I'm happy too
JohnRoss: You're happy when I'm bitter. Bastard (7-7-03)
I can't look that way (7-7-03)
Heaven forbid, as if one of you wasn't enough (7-7-03)
JohnRoss: Hurry up and finish so I can go to bed
Me: You mean you're not here because you enjoy our
company?
JohnRoss: No, I'm here because you have my laptop
(7-7-03)
I just have this big thorn in my butt named Brian. 'Pain in the side' isn't
good enough, he's a pain in the ass (7-7-03)
Just when I think our conversation has hit rock-bottom someone throws in
a shovel and starts digging some more (7-8-03)
I was just drum major so I wouldn't have to do all that marching crap. All
I had to do was stand there and wave my arms and look pretty (7-10-03)
Me: It definitely smells like boys live here
JohnRoss: Sometimes it smells like pigs live here (1-11-05)
She's like a parasite (1-14-05)
My face is fuzzy and I don't like it (1-17-05)
I think the important thing would be to take the initiative and kill him first (1-26-05)
Ugh, parking people take their jobs so fucking seriously, God! Volunteer yahoos waving their sticks
around feeling self-important... (7-4-06)
The strangest things happen to you. You should write a book, it would be a best-seller (9-3-06)
You're kind of an equal opportunity offender (9-30-06)
