What is sperm? Some stuff and a tail (10-8-03)
The road to hell is paved with good intentions and I'm head
of the road crew (10-8-03)
Having needles stuck in the sole of your foot, that's a special
kind of pain (10-13-03)
Nude sunbathing in the jungle, not a good idea (10-15-03)
Urine is the Gatorade of the butterfly world (10-29-03)
When things have a lot of spines, I'm thinking thats a good
way to say 'Don't touch' (10-29-03)
You know, as a living principle I think we should abandon
the idea of eating brains (11-3-03)
Any lecture class you have ever been in, think of that and
you will have captured the essence of death (11-7-03)
Talk radio proves what this country is based on - stupid opinions
(11-12-03)
The notion of romantic love is ultimately not a good thing
(12-1-03)
I don't work on humans. Well, I usually don't except in my
basement (12-3-03)
I've still got time you slackers (12-3-03)
For those of you who are going to be elementary school teachers,
you have just signed the contract that says 'I am going to be sick every winter for the rest of my life' (12-5-03)
The supposed entomologist narrator makes me look like the
sanest man on the planet (12-5-03)
This is not an appropriate thing to say in class, so of course
I am going to say it (12-5-03)
Of course they didn't call it 'Selective Breeding' then, they
just said, 'Hey, there's a big horse, lets mate it with that other big horse and see what happens' (12-5-03)
All people need to do is stop having sex and stop having children,
but what do you think the chances are of that happening? (12-5-03)
I'm thinking someone who talks to themselves in seminar and
is thigmotatic is not someone you want to antagonize (12-10-03)
I guess a sucker is born every minute. It's a hard thing to
say about my mom but there it is (12-10-03)
My colleagues tell me to do this and that and blah blah blah
and I tell them to go to hell (12-12-03)
Dr. Higley was kind enough to give me permission
to keep this page up - unfortunately for the rest of you I didn't ask permission, muwahaha. Just kidding. Dr. Higley also
informed me of a few other gems which he was quoted as saying in various magazines so even though the general rule is I have
to be present to record it, some were too good to pass up. I'll add more eventually, when Dr. Higley gets his own page up
on the class website.
Colleague: These blowflies can be found
everywhere, even your backyard.
Dr. Higley: Yeah, if your backyard
is full of dead bodies
